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solivagxnt:

          ❝Who pissed in your cornflakes?
                                    — was it Casper?❞

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   ❝Godzilla actually,
         but I figured I’d keep lizards out of topic with you.❞

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solivagxnt:

  ❝I don’t need to pay anyone to tell me that I’m funny.
              — because guess what, dimples

               I am funny.❞

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    ❝Maybe if blatant arrogance and sarcasm was funny,
              then you’d get a maybe.

                   Too bad you’re not.❞

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solivagxnt:

         ❝Come on, 
                      — it was a little bit funny.❞

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       ❝And who told you that?
              Actually, who did you pay to tell you that?❞

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solivagxnt:

arrowproofheart

          ❝What is a ghost’s favorite kind of street?

                              — A dead end.❞

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       ❝Just keep digging that grave deeper and deeper, 
                                —- might get hard to find a way out.❞

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solivagxnt replied to your post:

Laughs. I’m sorry.

bitch has broken my tag twice today.


solivagxnt:

THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU PRECIOUS THING -cuddles-

WE SHOULD PLOT OR SOMETHING BECAUSE YOU’RE AWESOME AND YEAH :D