❝Who pissed in your cornflakes?
— was it Casper?❞
❝Godzilla actually,
but I figured I’d keep lizards out of topic with you.❞

❝I don’t need to pay anyone to tell me that I’m funny.
— because guess what, dimples.I am funny.❞
❝Maybe if blatant arrogance and sarcasm was funny,
then you’d get a maybe.
Too bad you’re not.❞

❝Come on,
— it was a little bit funny.❞
❝And who told you that?
Actually, who did you pay to tell you that?❞

❝What is a ghost’s favorite kind of street?
— A dead end.❞
❝Just keep digging that grave deeper and deeper,
—- might get hard to find a way out.❞

THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU PRECIOUS THING -cuddles-
WE SHOULD PLOT OR SOMETHING BECAUSE YOU’RE AWESOME AND YEAH :D